Well it's been a while since I've sat here and went on a rant, so I would like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest.
Here is a list of things that are currently pissing me off today!
1. Call waiting - Who the fuck invented that shit? Nothing pisses me off more than talking to someone only to hear the "beep" and the following words...." sorry, i have to take this call" OR "can i call you back in a few?" So if I'm ever on the phone with you and you get another call, you better stay on the line with me. There are really only 2 emergencies that are acceptable to get out of a conversation, if someone has killed your child, or if your house is burning down. Anything else can all be taken care of after we hang up the phone.
2. Bud Light Lime - Why is it that I cannot find it in a 12 pack. Not that it is my number one beer, but I do like the way it tastes. I can find it in 6 packs all day long. Oh and I have found it in 12 packs, but it was HOT. When I want a beer , I want a beer, and I don't drink a few, when I drink beer I DRINK BEER, usually until it is all gone.
3. Advance Wrinkle Free Downy - What the fuck happened to it? After I discovered it I wanted to go find the guy that invented it and kick his ass for not inventing it earlier. That stuff rocks. You can leave your clothes in the dryer for a month ( not that I even leave my in for more than 10 minutes after they are dry ) and they still don't wrinkle. If anybody knows where to get it, let me know. I'm gonna buy all of it.
4. People that think they know more than me - If I ever tell you something, it's a fucking fact. Try to prove me wrong, you will see. Don't argue with me, just listen to the wisdom flow out of my mouth. If you decide not to listen to me, it's all kewl, you will get to see that big grin on my face as you're telling me all about your troubles, telling me how you wished you had listened to me, and you could have sworn your way was the way the to go.
5. Recycling - Ok, it's not that I am opposed to it, but you have to admit it is a pain the ass. For instance, this piece of paper is ok, but this one is not. Not this plastic bag, but this one is ok. Here's what pisses me off about it. If you want to know what really infuriates me, it's the fact that we do all the work and the trash people get all the money. I say fuck them, let them separate the shit if they are getting the money.
I'm sure there are more, but I'm so spun up right now I can't even think straight.
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